"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
dude. I can hear the air.
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