no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
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She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
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Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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