easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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