he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
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Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
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I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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