This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
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just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
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Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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