New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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