Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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