I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
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