It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
Shame is for Republicans.
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