i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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