I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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