Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
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she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
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This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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