I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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