Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
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Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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