its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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