I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Floor bacon is actually really good
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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