How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
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When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
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Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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