This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
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Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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