In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
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You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
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I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I need water and some morals
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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