Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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