just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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