People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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