at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
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But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?