when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
50% drunk capacity currently
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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