It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
PANTIES FOUND
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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