no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
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We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
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Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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