Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
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Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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