do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
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but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
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You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
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