I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
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i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
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Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
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I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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