Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
be right there i have to get my cape
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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