But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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