I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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