Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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