Have you finally orgasmed yet?
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
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Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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