Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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