is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
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Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
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Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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