tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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