Pregnant stripper...not hot.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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