This girl is more easily done than said...
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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