it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
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If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
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BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
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