you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
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Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
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Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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