I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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