and next time when you feel me up, do it right
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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