If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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