i permit you to call me
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
she pinky promised me she was 18
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
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Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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