its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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