People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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