Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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