He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
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I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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