This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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