I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
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I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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