I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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